Have we Scribble Chicks answered all your questions? Did we miss any? If so please repost. And we need new questions - this last week or two has been really fun and I feel like we're starting to understand more of what our blog readers are really needing to know to take new steps in understanding the industry.
Keep the questions coming! And just for fun, to get the brain revving, here's a few fun questions for YOU...
1. What has no beginning, end or middle?
2. What goes up and never comes down?
Answers later ;)
And now for a fun quiz, with the answers provided for your amusement...
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah: he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter: she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.
Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A. Nebuchadnezzar: he was on grass for seven years.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A. In the big inning. Eve stole first; Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A. They were really put out.
Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
A. They really raised Cain.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?
A. Turn right and go straight.
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q. Which bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn’t Noah go fishing?
A. He only had two worms!
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson; he really brought the house down.
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These are great jokes and definitely worthy of sharing with my youth group.
ReplyDeleteThanks for lightening my day.
Love the jokes, here is one more:
ReplyDeleteQ: In what book of the Bible does it say the man makes the coffee?
A: Hebrews
fun jokes!
ReplyDeleteI actually do have another question: I'm not sure if this is just me or all writers, but i always have so many emotions when writing or thinking of a story. this isn't always bad but it can be hard to be on the top of the world one second and on the bottom the next. how do you deal with the mood swings that come with being a writer? again, this might just be me...
Great jokes!
ReplyDeleteI love reading the blog!! It's a great resource of ideas and inspiration in the writing world. Thanks for sharing your time and wisdom in writing!
Blessings,
Nicole